Oh. . .My. . .GLEE!!! (the new OMG ^^ [link] )
I went over to my friend 's house yesterday to play Assassins Creed 2!
I dressed up in meh AC1 t-shirt, with meh AC wrist band and packed over my pillowcase of Halloween candy and walked in to find. . .the most beautiful gift *tears of joy*

The MASTER EDITION PAAACCKKK!!!
complete with the game, a bonus dvd, art book, and 8.5 inch Ezio FIGURINE! And he gave me ALL of it!. . .well, he kept the game of course, cuz HE;S the one with the X-box 360 But he's promised never to play the game unless I'm there too! and the game file is saved under 'SRAMZ' so iz MINE!

Ok, so wasn't lying when she said that game was orgasmic! XDDD!!! I mean. . .just. . .WOW!!! *tries to breath normally* I'll admit, the very beginning with Desmond kinda confused me. . .since I never really had a chance to play the first game for myself. . .I've just seen other people play the parts with Altair. So, I felt kinda dumb as I tried to explain what Abstergo and the Animus were. . .*is going to invade Ryan's houise and play the first game so I can no longer be considered a n00b! >____<

Unlike the first game, it was actually kinda nice to see the back story behind how Ezio became an Assassin. By showing him without the hood and all, it makes the game more personable, in my opinion. Though, there came a point where I was like: ok, seriously, when's he gunna play dress up? and when he did I was like: BOOYA!

Ok, so I LOVE Lucy! XD! she makes Desmond look like a freakin PANSY and we all sat there making fun of him. . .oh yeah, and because I was a freakin n00b to the first game AND the X-box controller (so many buttons I've never SEEN! X_____X), I could only make Desmond WALK in Abstergo. and I was like, 'why can't I RUN!?' XD! It wasn't until we got into Ezio's memories that I figured out how

Ok, WEAPON TIME!!! This is the part where the Ginny side of SRAMZ personality drools and rants about the epic fighting and weaponry! 8D So, the moment Ezio got his hidden blade, I squealed SO loudly, cuz I was like: 'I'MA SHANK A FOO!!!' . . .Ok, so maybe that was JAVON that took over at that point, but whatev I can officially say, I LOVE Leonardo Da Vinci! he makes me JOLLY! XD! I mean, that whole 'chop off the finger gig was HILARIOUS! and I was FINALLY able to appreciate 's picture that she made about that scene XD! AND I love how he was just like: 'Throw that dead body in the closet with the OTHERS!' 8D and Ezio was like: O________o 'OTHERS?. . .' *gulp* I also love how he's just like: 'Ezio!' *huggle* *snort* I think it'd be hilarious if he actually had some sort of minnie crush on Ezio XD! Not even kidding, I can't wait for my new slave--I mean friend, to build me some new weapon/inventions XD!

Oh YEAH! The hookers are meh homies! So, you end up having to learn how to blend into crowds and pickpocket from people without being detected, and the chicks from th brothel totally showed me how! SO now everytime I go to Flaurence, I make it a point to visit em, since Ezio's now an honorary hooker XDDD!!! (can you tell I had fun with this? *dies laughing* )

Ok, time for the most beautiful part. . .the game ADDITIONS! Swimming. . .is so. . .WONDERFUL!!! I mean, you cant do it very fast, but sadly, Ezio's a better assassin in the fact that he doesnt need freakin floaties to survive in some water. . .maybe Altair couldnt swim cuz he lived ina desert-type land?. . .who knows. . .but it made me sad. . .ALSO!!! 3 words, baby! double. . .hidden. ..BLADE!!! Javon: BAM!!! so, I can think of no greater joy than to swoop down on your enemies like an eagle of death and stab two necks in harmony. . .its. . .just so beautiful! *wipes tear away* thats officailly meh fav weapon of the game! ^////^

Ok. . .now here comes the ANGSTY RANT TIME!!! I hope I'm not alone when I say I'm INSULTED by this next bit of information! So, underneath Villa Auditore is a tomb-type place with statues of past Assassins. Of course, ALtair, being the Godly BAMF he is, is at the center and HIS statue i behind metal bars. Prolly cuz Ezio's just not worthy of even touchig his STATUE! Ok, so get this- after you collect these crazy circle discs from the tombs of your other ancestors around the city, you can unlock. . .ALtair's armor/outfit. . .and. . .*gulp* WEAR IT!!! *falls to knees dramatically* PPPOOOOORRRRQQUUUUEEEE!???!?!?!?!?!? That is sick, wrong and BLASPHEMOUS! Ezio's an Assassin wannabe and will NEVER be worthy of wearing Altair's clothing!!! I will literall spit on his figuringe if he ends up wearing those clothes! :fuming:

Ok, back to happy time! In short, I had a blast! I was there from 3:30 until 11:45 XDDD!!! AND I'm going back later today to continue! Just have to finish some math and English, blah blah blah. . .I just cant wait for more action! If you guys dont have the game, but have the console, BUY IT!!! FREAKIN WORTH IT!!! BTW, if anyone HAS completed the thrid game, would they mind filling me in on any important info I miss in regards to Abstergo's goal, the pieces of Eden, etc.? ty ^^ OH! one more thing! There were these pictures that all had something incommon at one point in the game, but I cant figure out which five are similar. . .any hints?

SEE YA PEEPS!!!